{"product_id":"my-therapist-has-feathers-cotton-canvas-tote-funny-chicken-farmer-market-bag","title":"My Therapist Has Feathers Cotton Canvas Tote — Funny Chicken Farmer Market Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHeads up: This item is printed on demand and ships separately from other Farmer Crafted orders.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e📦 This item also has a separate shipping fee from our production partner. The fee is calculated based on your location.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease allow 3–5 business days for production, plus shipping time. You'll receive a separate tracking number for this item.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight and honest: this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries. It’s made from sturdy 12 oz cotton that holds shape and weight, with a vintage-style chicken illustration and the playful line “My Therapist Has Feathers.” The flat-corner construction gives it a slim, tucked profile that slides easily under an arm or into a bike basket. Reinforced self-fabric handles feel secure on the shoulder. Choose natural for a farmhouse, market-ready look or black for higher contrast and everyday wear. Bring a little rural humor and practical utility to errands, co-op trips, farmers’ markets, or casual outings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Spot clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48537374654682,"sku":"24955895844272795487","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48537374687450,"sku":"12473389467410775411","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/5430\/4218\/files\/93377781909117615_2048.jpg?v=1788267785","url":"https:\/\/farmercrafted.com\/products\/my-therapist-has-feathers-cotton-canvas-tote-funny-chicken-farmer-market-bag","provider":"Farmer Crafted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}